Paella

.

I just don’t like it

it’s ok not to like it

and guess what, I don’t

.

by Scooj

Etna

.

At the thought of it

patiently salivating

takaway pizza

.

by Scooj

  • I just couldn’t be bothered to cook this evening.

Scavenger

.

You cannot blame him

bred to seek out by smelling

picnic treats abound

.

by Scooj

Import

.

Life before pasta

is unimaginable

what did people do?

.

by Scooj

Fast food

.

Association

man and spade and fork and soil

get close for dinner

.

by Scooj

Night off

.

Food tastes much better

when someone else cooks for you

this was my moment

.

by Scooj

Deliciousness

.

Panettone pud

a chocolate indulgence

killing me softly

.

by Scooj

Mix up

.

No! Barbecue sauce

is not an appropriate

switch for hoisin sauce

.

muppets at the sorting house

could not have got it more wrong

.

by Scooj

Bangers and mash

.

Traditional fare

served with gravy and mustard

simple, delicious

.

by Scooj

Yorkshire pudding

.

In my Yorkshire blood

quantities estimated

perfect rise each time

.

by Scooj