Not quite ready for inspection

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VIP visit

hosting Christmas for mother

way too much housework

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by Scooj

Invitation

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Change to the routine

visitors this evening

frantic hoovering

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by Scooj

Watching briefs

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Ironing pile stacked high

impossible to ignore

keeps looking at me

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by Scooj

Escape

 

Managed to escape

from the clutches of housework;

A well-being walk.

 

by Scooj

Sold a dummy

 

Reward for housework

got to watch the football, wish

I hadn’t bothered.

 

by Scooj

News

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Hold the press! Headline:

Boy, fourteen, hoovers the house

and does the ironing. 

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by Scooj