Tag: Limerick

Limerick 4

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There was a young girl from Berlin

Who ordered a burger, eat in

When asked was it tasty

She said don’t be hasty

And chucked it away in the bin

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by Scooj

Limerick #3

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Voting to leave the EU

was the stupidest thing we could do

this act of self-harm

has worked like a charm

for the fascists who pulled off their coup

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by Scooj

Limerick 2

 

I’ve struggled at times to articulate

the science of matters particulate

quantum physics is not

a pursuit that I’ve got

any time for or wish to consolidate.

 

by Scooj

 

That’s enough limericks for a while.

Limerick 1

 

Once when visiting Dorset

I tried on a very tight corset

when my heart missed a beat

and the blood left my feet

I untied, and by God had to force it.

 

by Scooj