Housebound

.

No dog walk today

instead, chained to the laptop

it’s no fun at all

.

by Scooj

Trapped

.

Freedom, I can run

they cannot run anywhere

there is no escape

.

by Scooj

Treat

.

Retail therapy

spending my birthday money

child-like excitement

.

by Scooj

Crash

.

Accident blackspot

not fifty yards from the house

another write-off

.

by Scooj

That time of year

.

Disproportionate

noise of lovemaking foxes

upsetting the dog

.

by Scooj

Three ways to whoa

.

Curb your impatience

let the dog see the rabbit

slow down a minute

.

by Scooj

Bart did it

.

Today I was told

about Bart Simpson’s Haiku

not seen it before…

.

.

I didn’t do it

nobody saw me do it

can’t prove anything

.

by Scooj Simpson

Premonition

.

I know how it ends

watching a film with my girl

with Sandra Bullock

.

by Scooj

Distracted

.

The first signs of spring

would normally bring me joy

this is different

.

by Scooj