Gathering

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The thirteen hundred

from all corners of the land

nature in good hands

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by Scooj

At a Natural England all staff conference.

Incurable

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Postprandial slump

it’s my age I’d like to think

pinching doesn’t work

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by Scooj

Charlatan wing

 

Win at any cost

me first, England first, them last

confidence tricksters

 

by Scooj

 

Sleeper

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It is fortunate

Bristol is end of the line

Scooj sleepy sleeper.

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by Scooj

* On heart-stopping moment of waking up in my destination station.

Exposure

 

Handkerchief lawn mowed

canine created craters

visible to all.

 

by Scooj

Meeting heroes

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Day to remember

chewing the fat with artists

in Cheltenham town.

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by Scooj

Book club

 

Making myself scarce

ladies howling with laughter

Prosecco and gin.

 

by Scooj

Bro Jo

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His loyalty stretched

picks country over brother

dignity intact.

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by Scooj

On the news that Jo Johnson the Prime Minister’s brother has resigned as a Government Minister and from the Conservative party. This has not been a good week for Boris. Perhaps a little humility might help.

Conceit

 

Eton-boy Rees Mogg

with staggering arrogance

lounges in The House.

 

by Scooj

 

I make no apologies. I dislike this man intensely. His far right Victorian values chime for some, but it seems as if the last 40 years of progressive attitude changes towards race, poverty, disability, environment, gender, freedom, equality and general decency have passed him by. He is the epitome of the privileged, white, wealthy, little Britain that cares not one jot about anybody except themselves and protecting their way of life at all costs.

This man, whose disappearance up Boris Johnson’s arse has been rewarded with the role of Leader of the House, should be an example to all MPs. At yesterday’s emergency motion on prorogation he spent the majority of the debate draped across three seats of the front bench of the House of Commons overtly displaying his contempt for parliamentary process and debate. He is utterly disgusting and I hope the negative exposure this toad has been given will set back his career forever. How dare he behave like this? Sadly under this new Johnson regime I fear we need to get used to this kind of flagrant disregard for the law and for common decency.

Bravo to Caroline Lucas (Green Party MP) for calling him out.

Lame duck

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All the bravado

lost in a single crossing

no majority.

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by Scooj

On a defection from the Conservatives to the Lineral Party today. Boris lost what little touch he had and wilted under tell